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Aug. 3rd, 2008

poverty jetset

Some brave, some other...

Okay so we've been on the trek for about 5 days now.

We picked up the tour group in San Fransisco at 7:30am on Tuesday. At a hotel just along from the shiney new fedral building in town. Tasty tasty. This ment we got up about 5am to catch the BART from Oakland - thats the public transport in San Fransisco. Needless to say we wern't taking it seriously enough. We were really quite lucky actually because we found it while we were wondering around the artist warehouse parts of the town. There's alot of disused buildings in San Fransisco as part of the failing DotCom boom of the 90's. Basicaly what happens is a bunch of artists and kids move in, do it up then the company who owns the building buys the people out and sells the place as trendy appartments. It's quite fun.

We met everyone at this hotel and piled in to the mini bus which will be our transport for the next 14 days. We saw the Golden Gate bridge (again) but it was still foggy so we all just had a jaunt across it - except from Joris, the guy who is scared of hights, but we'll come to that later.

We drove straight from there to Yosemite across country. We had a wee orientation of the park in the afternoon and saw a bear after being warned that they we're quite shy and hard to spot. It was very exciting. The valley itself is awe inspiring. El Capitan, one of the shear faces of the park is breath taking and is not going to be done any justice by our photographs. It's immense in the truest sense of the word.

That was our first night of getting to know the people we'll be in the pokets of for the next two weeks. We had some beers and ate chilli. It's all very wholesome. There's two Belgians, two Brits, a kiwi, us and the rest are Dutch. Our tour leader Molly is from New Mexico but lives in Las Vegas, speaks fluent German and has travelled the world. Not bad. We're camping all the way but the tents are simple to put up and we've been given a Thermarest each so it's pretty comfy now we've invested in a simple cheepo Walmart blanket rather than our Scottish winter sleeping bags.

That next day we did a walk down Glacier point, which was pretty easy but was a good introduction to the heat, sandy walkways and everyone elses fitness level. Surprisingly we're right up there - you'd think we were athletes hahaha. We saw a long windey man (snake) on this hike and plenty of lizards. Unfortunatly Diana tripped and took a chunk out her knee and is unable to do most of the walking on the trip bummer. From here we visited the Seqouia groves. These trees are not only the biggest plants in the world but also the largest living things on the planet. Again, see above for awe inspiring / lack of photographic justice. Incidently they were discovered by the same Scotsman who campained for the region to be a protected national park. Go team! We saw another bear on the way back to the campsite galloping across the road in from of the van. It was a big one and real fast. It must have been late for it's tea.

The next day was free for us to do any trek in the park we wanted so we did the most brutal one. Obviously. The Half Dome mountain dominates the parks skyline and is the sheerest face climb in the country. Following a six hour trek in the blistering heat the climbers are presented with a 600ft blind summit acsent using the most shoddy cables. See video. Graeme made it to the top but I manage to get half way up the cables and freak myself out so I had to come back. I'm such a wuss.



(For the hardened climbers out there, it's not really that difficult, but trust me it's mighty scary on the way up and down. This is compounded by the number of morons in slip on vans and flip flops who have miraculously made it this far and insist on attempting the ascent. The family behind be on the descent were using the phrase 'controlled slide' every time they lost thier footing. They all looked pretty ill by the time they got down. G)

At the top Graeme saw a Marmot, a big chubby one, and wrote 'Dave Was Here' in the sand (It was about 3.30 on Friday afternoon, putting it bang on his birthday, UK time. Although I didn't realise this until just now. Still I was compelled to get to the top and write in the sand. Forgot the bloody whisky though - G). After a quick look round he came back down and we made our way back down the path. Unfortunatley we ran out of water about two hours from the bottom and despite the elegant pools and waterfalls, you cant drink from the streams. God knows why, but it was pretty irritating. Still it made the cool beer all the better when we reached the bottom. All in - 12 hours round trip.

The national parks have a well maintained system of trails and paths, many of which are paved ar cut into the granite, which we found silly at first. But once you see the number of people who tackle the mountains every day, it becomes apparent that it's an essential conservation measure. Although, if it wasn't so easy, maybe they wouldn't come.. it's a catch 22.

From Yosemite we drove for 8 hours to the great basin in Cathedral National Park. It's a stones throw from Area 51 and we stopped at a place called the Little Al'E Inn. The locals see all kinds of weirdness over the mountains, their vision clarified by the wonderfull booze served at the bar. We kinda liked it. We'll tell you all about the newly arrived gays which were the talk of the steamie. Not quite Pricilla, but you get the idea. If you've ever seen Independance Day...it's the trailer park where the families stay at when the aliens attack.

The roads were impossibly straight, though with enough bumps and dips to earn the title - the roller coaster. It was a fun drive and we arrived at the campsite in time to eat, drink, sing songs and sleep, sans-tent, under the unspoiled stars. It was, again, awesome.

In the morning, three of us took a quick hike into the desert for a look at the crazy rock formations.. a bit like the planet from Generations for all you trekkies out there.

We arrived in Zion that afternoon and were all still pretty washed out from the long drive and booze session the day before. Once the tents were pitched most folk did some laundry and had a dip in the pool to cool down. It's around 40 in the shade and at night... sweaty sweaty. We visited te park for a quick orientation and I found a book titled "Scat Trails for Kids" which is exactly what it sounds like... poo hunting for kids.

We also saw a black widow spider which was quite exciting and Graeme was very very brave and even looked at it. Unavoidable really as it had spun a web outside the shower block to catch some fat children.

Another free day today saw us leap out of bed at 5am in the pitch black and head into the park on the first bus of the day. In fact, the only bus before 7.30. Before leaving we spotted a big ol' preying mantis in the bathroom and watched as it pounced and devoured a cockroach, which kicked throughout the experience. It was brutally cool.

We tacked Angels Landing, which was a pretty easy but steep hike to a ridge over to another point that had a 600ft scramble to a view point. We'd been warned previously that the view wasn't worth the effort, or the fear and with high gusty wind we skipped the final part. Again we're pretty wussy. We sat on a rock high above the park and watched the sun rise. There was only 6 other people in the whole park and it was beautiful to watch undisturbed. The crowds we passed as we came down was crazy big.

From here we took a wander into the Emerald pools and up to the hidden canyon. Both were extremley beautful and fun walks requiring a little bit of bouldering to get to the exciting parts. It's really amazing and surreal with butterflys, lizards, streaks of sunlight and the cool lagoons all around. First frog of the trip also sighted. We settled for lunch under the Weeping Rock which drips 1000 year old rain water from above, a welcome relief from the oh-my-god-how-hot-is-it-actually sun.

After our tasty sandwhiches we decided to have a look at the Narrows. It's a point where two different cliffs meet and you can trek up river to narrow points and canyons. Despite it's obvious attraction there are lot of warnings about the dangers of flash flooding and with thunder overhead we thought it wise to skip, although some of our braver team members went in early and beamed with delight at the views. Still, Zion is a beautful place and we'll be sad to leave tommorrow.

We took more pictures than are healthy and I think only Morag and Alex will be as excited as us to see them! The vitam D has made is quite giddy and I made the decision to try and grab a squirrel on the way out of the canyon. They are very tame in the valley cause morons feed them. The attempt was successfull on both occassions and laughter, tickling and merriement followed us out of the park before exhaustion led us here... to the coffee shop.

Anyway.. a lenghty post and if you made it this far. Well done. We're off to Bryce tommorrow which promises to be a hoot. Right now, it's time for a cold beer and sleep... maybe a shower - we're pretty grubby - spiders permiting.

Jul. 24th, 2008

poverty jetset

The Tour...

The mistake we always make when we go to other countries is we do the bus tour later on in the trip and then we say to each other - 'we should have done that first' so this time we booked ourselves on to the city tour bus guide with Mikey-Z for 6 hours of guided tour round LA. Not bad.

I found a horrible hat in the room we are staying and borrowed it for the day because I felt ill yesterday after the burning beach insident and my heads still a bit red. Graeme hates the hat.

The tour was great and fully worth the money. LA is so massive and although we have a car I don't know where we would start, plus the driving here is crazy.

Our first stop was at the walk of fame which is just on another shopping street full of tourists, crazies and high street shops like H&M. Saw the chinese theater where the premier of the X-Files was showing so all the guys were setting up with lights and carpet and stuff. I was SO busy I didn't know where to walk. There's a lot of people just wondering, dithering and stopping in the middle of the pavement. You wouldn't like it love.

We went on and the next stop was the Hollywood sign. You cant actualy get up to it because idiots want to vandalis it but the driver took us up to the veiwing points above the city and took our photos with the sign in the back ground and all that jazz. You can see the road from the start of the original Batman, that was quite fun.

From there we drove round and came down the beach at venice. Graeme picked up a hat and a wallet and I got a big old bowl of fruit. Yum! The lady asked if I wasnted salt or sugar on the fruit which was strange to say the least. We drove aboutt he wee canals and saw some ducks and pretty houses before we headed up to the most popular part of the tour, apparently.

We then went up in to the hills to see the celebrities homes. I was kinda bored with this part of the tour because although the gardens, hedges and fences are lovely, you cant see anything but them apart from the odd roof sticking up and the odd gate opening for services. Although, Cristpher Walkens house was lovely.

In honesty, only about 95% of the people who live there are 'famous' and the rest are wealthy folk in the movie type industry. You can pick up a wee bungalow there for about $2,000,000. Except theres no pavements and you'll probably never meet your neighbours and you'll almost definetly get cancer from the smog that hangs over the city. It's pretty gross.

As we came of the hill se went to a public part called Greystone- not affiliated with He-Man at all because that is GreySKULL. It was very pretty with fun veiws of the city and the smog. We saw a lizard but Graeme wouldn't touch it.

From there we drove down to Rodeo Drive, The big money shopping street with all the massive expensive shops like Prada, Lois Viton, Tiffiney, etc. I got some shots of some lovely shop fronts and the people in the sunglass shop were jolly nice to us because they saw we had nice shades on. Thanks Greig. The Jimmy Choo shop, not so much. LIke I could shove a pair of shoes in to my 5 by 4 inch handbag. They vogue just now is rubbish anyway.

From there we came back via sunset trip where Mikey pointed out all the nigth life spots and places to eat.

While driving we saw alsorts of lovely other places as well that we didn't get out the car for like the Disney Opera House (tasty tasty), UCLA, City chambers, The police department from Beverlyhills Cop, the new arts and design school, marvel comic building, the 4 tier highway intersection from the Chilli Peppers song 'under the bridge' and a whole bunch of other fun things.

When we get in we just got changed and headed for the strip. We got some mexican and margiritas and listened to some iniane american chat. Headed up to The Red Rock which was cool and again had some entertaining man child customers. Graeme told some jokes and as we were leaving a hooker came in to the bar. I've never seen fake boobs so close before. She looked like she had ahd a hard life poor thing. From there we went to the Rainbow. We tried to go to the Whisky-A-Go-Go but the cover was $12 and it was dead so we passed over to the Rainbow. I don't know if it was because we were there quite early or what but it was quite disapointing and smelled slightly of sick. Graeme chatted to a lesbian that looked and sounded like Bob Dylan and I felt quite pissed due to the lack of measures system here. We went from there to The Viper Lounge which was wholy disapointing so after one drink and watching a guy wearing 2 belts mince about on stage we left for The Standard which was the best bar we went to. I was quite sleepy by this point but Graeme was hype so I let him push me on the swing at the bar for a while.

Walking back we popped in the giant 24hour Hustler store where you can get EVERYTHING gross and also get a coffee, tea, smoothie or bagle to read your smut with. We laugh so hard and got ID'd by a guy who could't have been much older than 18 himself but it made our day.

We walked back to the hostel because we didn't know what time the bus came at. One didn't pass as we were walking so I was glad we didn't wait.

Today we're driving the coast. Going to see what the breakfast here at the hostel provides us with. I don't know if my heart can handel another day of pancakes, meat and syrup... but maybe well find ourselves in another 'googie'

We have no plan so Dustin might find us with him a day earlier than expected. Don't tell him though, it's supposed to be a surprise.

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